We’s baaaaaack again w/ Screaming Soup…AND HERE’S WHAT THEY GOTS TO SAY?

SS: Howdy there, y’all! This is Deadwest, the host of Screaming Soup! the web’s #1 animated horror host show. If ya enjoy horror hosted B movies, Saturday mornin’ cartoons, retro video games, and indie funny books, then we’re the perfect show fer ya with 56 episodes and countin’ over at ScreamingSoup.com where you’ll find all our misadventures in the Wild Weird West as we review yesteryear’s best and worst horror flicks!

YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR NEW EPISODE UP?

SS: Ya know it, Mojo! We’re continuin’ to help the new king of the vampires round up classic monsters to be in his posse, and we just held auditions fer a new Phantom of the Opera kinda member with yer help as a judge. Lotta deaf tone “talents” who couldn’t belt a tune to save their afterlives, but we did land the Phantom of the Paradise who starred in one of our favorite flicks of all time. That fella can rock with the best of ‘em, and we’re thrilled to have him on the team. Though, he ain’t been returnin’ our calls lately . . .

ANY NEW MOVIES TO LOOK FORWARD TO?

SS: The biggest surprise to hit theaters lately is They Will Kill You. The trailer’s kinda whatever ‘bout a gal goin’ all Kill Bill on an apartment buildin’ full of devil worshippers to save her missin’ sister, but then I buy my movie ticket and find out there’s a whole hook worthy twist the trailer leaves out — The tenants are immortal and keep comically respawnin’ fer endless eye candy brawlin’ that leads to one monstrous boss level endin’! Gore-tastic 4/5 fun I highly recommend seein’.

ANY BIG EVENTS YOU GUYS GONNA BE AT?

SS: Our next scheduled appearance is at Retro-Horror Con in Greenville, SC September 11-13. Not only will we have a table, but we’re the official announcers you’ll hear blabberin’ all weekend, and we’re hostin’ all the celebrity panels. Last year was a screamin’ success, so y’all gotta come to the con and see us!

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON FAKE GOTH GIRLS ON THE INTERNET (aka posers)?

SS: So long as they stay on their side of the line inside Hot Topic, I’m fine with ‘em.

ANY NEW PROJECTS?

SS: Screaming Soup! pvc figures are in the works as we speak! Aimin’ to be released later this year fer online orders, yer guaranteed to see a Deadwest, Billy, and Mandy figure with some monstrous allies and wicked villains of ours not too far behind. It’s gonna be a sweet collection fer Scream Freaks to get their claws on, and we’re stoked ‘bout it.

CAN MOJO BE A REGULAR ON YOUR SHOW?

SS: Now that yer existence has been folded into our limbo dimension of the Wild Weird West, anythang’s possible.

ANY LAST WORDS FOR YOUR FANS?

SS: Catch up on all our past Screaming Soup! seasons at ScreamingSoup.com where you can also read our bios and updates and purchase exclusive Screaming Soup! merch. Follow us on YouTube, Facebook, X, Instagram, and watch our daily bite size reviews on TikTok. Show your support through our Patreon and check out our Rondon Hatton Classic Horror Award winnin’ retrospective on the history of the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes ‘fore the new Killer Tomatoes movie comes out later this year. If anyone wants to watch us on their Roku, we’re ‘mong Mister Lobo’s line-up of horror hosted shows on his OSI74 channel. See ya later, Scream Freaks!